:28:00
The only mystery here
is why we taKe our cues...
:28:03
from a dicK in a necKerchief.
:28:05
Keep it up, beatniK.
:28:06
l`ll feed you
to the fucKin` dog!
:28:08
l can`t taKe
all of this fighting!
:28:10
Yo!
:28:13
Youse guys need to turn
those frowns upside down.
:28:16
And l gotJust
the thing for that.
:28:18
We call it...
:28:20
Doobie SnacKs.
:28:26
STEPPENWOLF:
l like to dream
:28:28
Yes, yes
:28:30
Right beTWeen
the sound machine
:28:34
On a cloud ofsight
l drift in the night
:28:36
Anyplace it goes is right,
Goes far
:28:39
{Ruff ruff}
:28:40
To the stars
away from here, well
:28:42
Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.
:28:44
We can find
:28:46
{Laughs}
:28:50
-l thinK they passed out.
-Great.
:28:53
FRED: What do we do
with them now?
:28:54
Let`s cut out their Kidneys and
sell it to the blacK marKet...
:28:56
and leave `em in a seedy
motel bathtub full of ice.
:29:00
Aaah!
:29:02
No, no, no!
:29:08
You see something?
See anything?
:29:11
FucK, man, l had
a horrible dream.
:29:15
Yo, man, l`m hungry.
Where can we get some breaKfast?
:29:22
CHORUS: Who`s a friend to
the king of all the monkeys
:29:25
{Cow moos}
:29:28
Yeah.
:29:30
{``Mooby the Golden Calf``
plays indistinctly}
:29:36
Ooh, checK that shit out,
man, the lnternet.
:29:39
Let`s see if those fucKs
wrote something new...
:29:41
about us and that
stupid-ass flicK.
:29:43
{Gunshot on computer}
:29:44
{Mouse button clicKs}
:29:45
``Any movie based
on Jay and Silent Bob...
:29:47
``are gonna licK balls...
:29:49
``because they both,
in fact, licK balls.``
:29:51
MotherfucKer.
:29:53
lt`s time
we wrote something bacK.
:29:54
Type this shit down.
:29:57
All you motherfucKers
are gonna pay.
:29:59
You all are the ones
who are the ball-licKers.