:29:00
Aaah!
:29:02
No, no, no!
:29:08
You see something?
See anything?
:29:11
FucK, man, l had
a horrible dream.
:29:15
Yo, man, l`m hungry.
Where can we get some breaKfast?
:29:22
CHORUS: Who`s a friend to
the king of all the monkeys
:29:25
{Cow moos}
:29:28
Yeah.
:29:30
{``Mooby the Golden Calf``
plays indistinctly}
:29:36
Ooh, checK that shit out,
man, the lnternet.
:29:39
Let`s see if those fucKs
wrote something new...
:29:41
about us and that
stupid-ass flicK.
:29:43
{Gunshot on computer}
:29:44
{Mouse button clicKs}
:29:45
``Any movie based
on Jay and Silent Bob...
:29:47
``are gonna licK balls...
:29:49
``because they both,
in fact, licK balls.``
:29:51
MotherfucKer.
:29:53
lt`s time
we wrote something bacK.
:29:54
Type this shit down.
:29:57
All you motherfucKers
are gonna pay.
:29:59
You all are the ones
who are the ball-licKers.
:30:03
We`re gonna fucK
your mothers while you watch...
:30:05
and cry liKe
little whiny bitches.
:30:06
Once we get to Hollywood
and find those Miramax fucKs...
:30:09
who is maKin` the movie...
:30:11
we`re gonna maKe them
eat our shit...
:30:12
then shit out our shit...
:30:14
and then eat their shit
that`s made up of our shit...
:30:16
that we made `em eat.
:30:17
And then all you motherfucKs
are next.
:30:19
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
:30:22
{Gunshot on computer}
:30:23
JA Y: That`ll show those fucks.
:30:24
Now we can eat
our Egg-a-Mooby Muffin...
:30:26
then get bacK on the road...
:30:27
go to Hollywood,
and stop those fucKs...
:30:29
from maKin` that movie.
:30:30
No more hairy-bush nuns,
no more dogs.
:30:32
We Keep our eye on the prize
and let nothing...
:30:35
and l mean nothing,
distract us.
:30:41
{Cow moos}
:30:47
Holy shit.
:30:53
BON JOVl:
Your love is like bad medicine
:30:56
Bad medicine is what l need
:30:59
Whoa oh oh, shake it up