:30:03
We`re gonna fucK
your mothers while you watch...
:30:05
and cry liKe
little whiny bitches.
:30:06
Once we get to Hollywood
and find those Miramax fucKs...
:30:09
who is maKin` the movie...
:30:11
we`re gonna maKe them
eat our shit...
:30:12
then shit out our shit...
:30:14
and then eat their shit
that`s made up of our shit...
:30:16
that we made `em eat.
:30:17
And then all you motherfucKs
are next.
:30:19
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
:30:22
{Gunshot on computer}
:30:23
JA Y: That`ll show those fucks.
:30:24
Now we can eat
our Egg-a-Mooby Muffin...
:30:26
then get bacK on the road...
:30:27
go to Hollywood,
and stop those fucKs...
:30:29
from maKin` that movie.
:30:30
No more hairy-bush nuns,
no more dogs.
:30:32
We Keep our eye on the prize
and let nothing...
:30:35
and l mean nothing,
distract us.
:30:41
{Cow moos}
:30:47
Holy shit.
:30:53
BON JOVl:
Your love is like bad medicine
:30:56
Bad medicine is what l need
:30:59
Whoa oh oh, shake it up
:31:01
Just like bad medicine
:31:04
There ain`t no doctor
that can cure my disease
:31:14
Bad medicine
:31:15
{Music stops}
:31:20
l ain`t got a fever
:31:21
Got a permanent disease
:31:23
{Music stops}
:31:28
lt`ll take more than a doctor
:31:29
To prescribe a remedy
:31:32
l got all the symptoms,
count `em, 1, 2, 3
:31:35
First l need
:31:36
That`s what you get
for falling in love
:31:39
{Gasping}
:31:41
You get a little,
but it`s never enough
:31:42
On your knees
:31:44
That`s what you get
for falling in love
:31:47
Oh, my God.
:31:49
Do you get free refills
with that?
:31:50
Oh, what, this?
:31:52
No, l use this
for protection, you know...
:31:53
so no guys try to grab
my shit or anything.
:31:56
Ha ha!
Hi, l`m Justice.
:31:59
And l am so fucKin` yours.