Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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This is Brent.
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He`s with us, too.
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Brent, tell these sillies
that girls don`t fart.

:34:07
Oh, of course they don`t.
Only sKeevy stoners fart.

:34:12
What up, homies?
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Wow. Three guys, four girls.
What`s the count, boys?

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Let`s rocK.
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BRENT: Hey, Mr. Science Guy
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Don`t spray that aerosol
in my eye

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For l do--
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For l--
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l don`t really wanna die
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l`m a noble rabbit
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What are you guys,
liKe a cover band or something?

:34:39
We`re the Kansas State chapter
of SAAC--

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Students Against Animal Cruelty.
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And we`re on our way
to Colorado...

:34:45
to give ProvasiK
a piece of our minds.

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-Whoo! Yeah!
-Whoo hoo!

:34:49
What the fucK are you bitches
babbling about?

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Hey!
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Watch the language, little boy.
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There`s females present. Huh.
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JUSTlCE:
Provasik Pharmaceuticals...

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is a medical lab
where they perform...

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gross experiments on animals.
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JA Y: What kind of animals
are we talkin` about here?

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Bears, rhinos, and shit?
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No, more liKe dogs, cats,
rabbits, musKrats, beavers.

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HecK, even monKeys.
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lf we don`t speaK up for them,
who will?

:35:16
Right, Jussy?
:35:18
Right, Brent.
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{ChucKles}
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Uh, Brent, can l talK to you
over here for a second?

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Yeah, sure.
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{Sniffs}
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Be honest, yo,
you`re down with this...

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for the fine-ass pussy, right?
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{Scoffs} l`m down with this
because l love animals, stupid.

:35:43
Even sheep?
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Of course.
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Sheep are beautiful creatures.
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They are beautiful, aren`t they?
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Oh, God, yes.
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So that means
you`d fucK a sheep, right?

:35:53
What is your damage, little boy?
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You got a sicK and twisted
world perspective.

:35:58
No, you`re misunderstanding me,
Prince Valiant.


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