Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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is a medical lab
where they perform...

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gross experiments on animals.
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JA Y: What kind of animals
are we talkin` about here?

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Bears, rhinos, and shit?
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No, more liKe dogs, cats,
rabbits, musKrats, beavers.

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HecK, even monKeys.
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lf we don`t speaK up for them,
who will?

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Right, Jussy?
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Right, Brent.
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{ChucKles}
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Uh, Brent, can l talK to you
over here for a second?

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Yeah, sure.
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{Sniffs}
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Be honest, yo,
you`re down with this...

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for the fine-ass pussy, right?
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{Scoffs} l`m down with this
because l love animals, stupid.

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Even sheep?
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Of course.
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Sheep are beautiful creatures.
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They are beautiful, aren`t they?
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Oh, God, yes.
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So that means
you`d fucK a sheep, right?

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What is your damage, little boy?
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You got a sicK and twisted
world perspective.

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No, you`re misunderstanding me,
Prince Valiant.

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l mean,
if you were another sheep...

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would you fucK a sheep
if you were another sheep?

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Oh. Since you put it that way,
you bet your ass l would.

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{lnhales} Thought so.
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{ChucKles}
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Yo, this motherfucKer
ain`t one of us!

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He said he`d fucK a sheep!
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Wait! No!
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Aaah! Unhh!
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{Guitar crunches musically}
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Now who`s stupid,
you dirty sheep fucKer!

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PJ HARVEY: l can`t believe
life`s so complex

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What the fucK
are we gonna do now?

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Shut up, l`m thinKing.
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ls Hollywood near
where we`re going?

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ls that where
you guys are from?

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Yeah, right. Jersey represent.
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JUSTlCE: Oh.
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A Jersey boy.
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Well, what brings you
all the way out here?

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We couldn`t hang around
the QuicK Stop no more...

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`cause of
the restraining order...

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which sucks ass
`cause it`s been like...

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mine and Silent Bob`s home
since we were kids.

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Silent Bob even
busted his cherry there.

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You did?

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