Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:36:01
l mean,
if you were another sheep...

:36:03
would you fucK a sheep
if you were another sheep?

:36:07
Oh. Since you put it that way,
you bet your ass l would.

:36:12
{lnhales} Thought so.
:36:14
{ChucKles}
:36:15
Yo, this motherfucKer
ain`t one of us!

:36:16
He said he`d fucK a sheep!
:36:18
Wait! No!
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Aaah! Unhh!
:36:20
{Guitar crunches musically}
:36:21
Now who`s stupid,
you dirty sheep fucKer!

:36:32
PJ HARVEY: l can`t believe
life`s so complex

:36:35
What the fucK
are we gonna do now?

:36:36
Shut up, l`m thinKing.
:36:38
ls Hollywood near
where we`re going?

:36:40
ls that where
you guys are from?

:36:42
Yeah, right. Jersey represent.
:36:44
JUSTlCE: Oh.
:36:46
A Jersey boy.
:36:47
Well, what brings you
all the way out here?

:36:49
We couldn`t hang around
the QuicK Stop no more...

:36:51
`cause of
the restraining order...

:36:52
which sucks ass
`cause it`s been like...

:36:54
mine and Silent Bob`s home
since we were kids.

:36:56
Silent Bob even
busted his cherry there.

:36:58
You did?
:37:00
Oh, l bet she was a lucky girl.
:37:04
{ChucKles}
:37:05
LooK, fucK that fat fucK.
:37:07
l`m trying
to tell a story here.

:37:09
Oh. Sorry.
:37:11
Anyway, we were talKing
to Brodie...

:37:13
and he told us about the
``Bluntman and Chronic`` movie.

:37:15
So we went
to see Holden McNeil...

:37:16
and he showed us the lnternet.
And that`s where we found...

:37:18
all these little
fucKin` jerKoffs...

:37:20
talKin` shit about us.
:37:21
So we decided
to go to Hollywood...

:37:22
and stop the movie
from gettin` made.

:37:23
And now we`re here.
:37:25
l have no idea
what you just said.

:37:27
l get that a lot.
So you liKe animals, huh?

:37:30
Sure.
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That`s cool. Even snaKes?
:37:33
Well, you can`t
exclude an animal...

:37:34
just `cause they`re not cuddly.
:37:35
Of course l liKe snaKes.
:37:37
How `bout trouser snaKes?
:37:38
Ooh. What`s a trouser snake?
:37:41
Uh...
:37:42
{Deep laughter}
:37:45
What the fucK
are you waiting for?

:37:47
She went for the setup.
:37:48
Reach in your pants
and pull your cocK out, bitch.

:37:51
Girls liKe that Kind of shit.
:37:53
{Deep laughter}
:37:55
Right about here`s...
:37:56
where the angel`s
supposed to show up...

:37:58
and tell you not
to pull your dicK out...

:37:59
but we bitch-slapped
that motherfucKer...


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