:37:00
Oh, l bet she was a lucky girl.
:37:04
{ChucKles}
:37:05
LooK, fucK that fat fucK.
:37:07
l`m trying
to tell a story here.
:37:09
Oh. Sorry.
:37:11
Anyway, we were talKing
to Brodie...
:37:13
and he told us about the
``Bluntman and Chronic`` movie.
:37:15
So we went
to see Holden McNeil...
:37:16
and he showed us the lnternet.
And that`s where we found...
:37:18
all these little
fucKin` jerKoffs...
:37:20
talKin` shit about us.
:37:21
So we decided
to go to Hollywood...
:37:22
and stop the movie
from gettin` made.
:37:23
And now we`re here.
:37:25
l have no idea
what you just said.
:37:27
l get that a lot.
So you liKe animals, huh?
:37:30
Sure.
:37:31
That`s cool. Even snaKes?
:37:33
Well, you can`t
exclude an animal...
:37:34
just `cause they`re not cuddly.
:37:35
Of course l liKe snaKes.
:37:37
How `bout trouser snaKes?
:37:38
Ooh. What`s a trouser snake?
:37:41
Uh...
:37:42
{Deep laughter}
:37:45
What the fucK
are you waiting for?
:37:47
She went for the setup.
:37:48
Reach in your pants
and pull your cocK out, bitch.
:37:51
Girls liKe that Kind of shit.
:37:53
{Deep laughter}
:37:55
Right about here`s...
:37:56
where the angel`s
supposed to show up...
:37:58
and tell you not
to pull your dicK out...
:37:59
but we bitch-slapped
that motherfucKer...
:38:01
and sent him packing,
so it`s smooth sailing.
:38:04
Let him rip, boy.
:38:10
Jesus loves
the little children
:38:15
Oh, sorry l`m late.
:38:16
So what`s the deal here?
:38:19
Oh, shit.
Don`t tell me you`re...
:38:20
thinKin` of whippin`
your dicK out...
:38:22
at this fine piece
of woman, are you?
:38:25
Tell you what.
LooK over at Silent Bob...
:38:27
and see if he thinKs
it`s a good idea...
:38:29
you whip your dicK out.
:38:31
{Choir singing}
:38:33
That`s it, boy.
Put the dicK down.
:38:35
You gotta go
from the heart, yo.
:38:38
No little perv bullshit`s
gonna worK for this one.
:38:40
Be smooth.
:38:42
Be Don Juan de la Nooch.
:38:44
l gotta go beat the shit
outta...
:38:46
two sucKer-punchin`
little bitches.
:38:47
Remember, don`t pull
your dicK out until she asKs...
:38:51
or until she`s sleepin`.
:38:52
Bye.
:38:58
Don`t asK.
:38:59
So what can a smooth
pimp daddy like myself...