Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:40:00
-No, we`re cool.
-No? OK.

:40:27
Just isn`t the same, is it?
:40:29
This place licKs balls
compared to the QuicK Stop.

:40:32
SpeaKin` of licKin` balls, man,
how `bout that Justice chicK?

:40:35
She is too fine.
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And she smells
so fucKin` pretty.

:40:39
She has a nice voice, too.
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And that body--
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fucKin` smoKin`.
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You Know, she didn`t
tell me to fucK off once...

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when l was talKin` to her...
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or pull out the fucKin`
pepper spray or anything.

:40:49
You Know, Lunch Box,
she could be the one.

:40:53
Smooth move, Justice.
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-Nice going, four eyes.
-Ow!

:40:58
Why the fucK did you
let that little stoner...

:40:59
throw Brent out of the van?
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JUSTlCE: Oh, please.
lfl had to listen...

:41:02
to one more
of those stupid songs...

:41:03
l was gonna
throw him out myself.

:41:04
We needed Brent, Justice.
He was our patsy, remember?

:41:08
We`ll just find someone else.
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Besides, l didn`t
see you trying...

:41:10
to stop Jay
from throwing him out.

:41:11
Yeah, l didn`t want
to blow our cover.

:41:13
Cover, schmover.
You all hated his songs, too.

:41:15
Not as much as l hate you.
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We have a very simple gang
here, Justice.

:41:18
l`m the brains,
Chrissy`s the brawn...

:41:19
and Missy`s the tech girl...
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but lately, l`m having
a little trouble...

:41:22
figuring out
what you`re doing here.

:41:23
Shit, your name doesn`t
even fit the rhyme scheme.

:41:25
Since you let our patsy slip
away, you`ve gotta convince...

:41:27
the little Kid and the fat guy
to taKe his place.

:41:29
They`ve gotta breaK
into ProvasiK now.

:41:31
Uh-uh.
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Uh-huh. You`ll do it or you`re
out of the gang, Justice.

:41:35
Just use the little one`s
crush on you to convince him...

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since he`s so fucKing
in love with you.

:41:39
Jay? No, he`s not.
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What am l, blind?
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He wasn`t kissing your hand
in the back of the van...

:41:44
liKe he was
fucKing Lord Byron?

:41:46
Well, maybe he just has manners.
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Yo, baby, you ever have
your asshole licKed...

:41:51
by a fat man in an overcoat?
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Yeah.
:41:56
We got about two hours
before we get to Boulder.

:41:57
That`ll give you
plenty of time to worK on him.

:41:59
-l`m not gonna do it.
-Why the fucK not?


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