Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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JUSTlCE: Oh, please.
lfl had to listen...

:41:02
to one more
of those stupid songs...

:41:03
l was gonna
throw him out myself.

:41:04
We needed Brent, Justice.
He was our patsy, remember?

:41:08
We`ll just find someone else.
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Besides, l didn`t
see you trying...

:41:10
to stop Jay
from throwing him out.

:41:11
Yeah, l didn`t want
to blow our cover.

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Cover, schmover.
You all hated his songs, too.

:41:15
Not as much as l hate you.
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We have a very simple gang
here, Justice.

:41:18
l`m the brains,
Chrissy`s the brawn...

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and Missy`s the tech girl...
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but lately, l`m having
a little trouble...

:41:22
figuring out
what you`re doing here.

:41:23
Shit, your name doesn`t
even fit the rhyme scheme.

:41:25
Since you let our patsy slip
away, you`ve gotta convince...

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the little Kid and the fat guy
to taKe his place.

:41:29
They`ve gotta breaK
into ProvasiK now.

:41:31
Uh-uh.
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Uh-huh. You`ll do it or you`re
out of the gang, Justice.

:41:35
Just use the little one`s
crush on you to convince him...

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since he`s so fucKing
in love with you.

:41:39
Jay? No, he`s not.
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What am l, blind?
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He wasn`t kissing your hand
in the back of the van...

:41:44
liKe he was
fucKing Lord Byron?

:41:46
Well, maybe he just has manners.
:41:50
Yo, baby, you ever have
your asshole licKed...

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by a fat man in an overcoat?
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Yeah.
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We got about two hours
before we get to Boulder.

:41:57
That`ll give you
plenty of time to worK on him.

:41:59
-l`m not gonna do it.
-Why the fucK not?

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Because he`s just so innocent!
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LooK at him.
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{SqueaKing}
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Who`s it gonna be, Jussy,
him or us?

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Steal a monKey?
Shit, no problem.

:42:14
lt`s not stealing a monKey.
l mean, it`s liberating it--

:42:17
Wait a second.
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Did you say ``no problem``?
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Yeah. FucK,
we steal monKeys all the time.

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Right, Lunch Box?
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Well, it`s not liKe
it`s a bad thing.

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l mean, it`s for a good cause.
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Oh, it`s for the best cause,
ma cherie--the cause of love.

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Snoogans.
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-What the hecK is that?
-What`s what?

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Snoogans, l believe it was.
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What the fucK
do you thinK it means?

:42:43
-lt means l`m Kidding.
-Oh. Well, that`s too bad.

:42:47
{Music plays quietly}
:42:53
l can`t believe
l`m gonna get some pussy

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For stealing the monkey
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Stealing the little monk--

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