Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:42:01
Because he`s just so innocent!
:42:02
LooK at him.
:42:04
{SqueaKing}
:42:06
Who`s it gonna be, Jussy,
him or us?

:42:11
Steal a monKey?
Shit, no problem.

:42:14
lt`s not stealing a monKey.
l mean, it`s liberating it--

:42:17
Wait a second.
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Did you say ``no problem``?
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Yeah. FucK,
we steal monKeys all the time.

:42:23
Right, Lunch Box?
:42:26
Well, it`s not liKe
it`s a bad thing.

:42:28
l mean, it`s for a good cause.
:42:30
Oh, it`s for the best cause,
ma cherie--the cause of love.

:42:35
Snoogans.
:42:37
-What the hecK is that?
-What`s what?

:42:40
Snoogans, l believe it was.
:42:41
What the fucK
do you thinK it means?

:42:43
-lt means l`m Kidding.
-Oh. Well, that`s too bad.

:42:47
{Music plays quietly}
:42:53
l can`t believe
l`m gonna get some pussy

:42:56
For stealing the monkey
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Stealing the little monk--
:43:01
lf l had Known
that shit earlier...

:43:02
man, l`d have been
stealin` monKeys...

:43:04
since l was, liKe,
seven and shit.

:43:06
Don`t, motherfucKer.
Don`t you ruin this for me.

:43:08
Me and Justice are gonna
get married one day...

:43:10
so don`t be giving me
no looK liKe, ``Oh...

:43:11
``we ain`t gonna steal
the monKey and shit.``

:43:13
l`m Morris Day,
you`re Jerome, bitch.

:43:14
Don`t forget that.
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That girl--
that girl`s in love with me.

:43:19
They`re gonna do it.
:43:20
Good. They do their part,
and we`ll do ours.

:43:39
Oh, hey, remember. We meet
bacK here when you`re done.

:43:42
You sure you`re OK with this?
:43:43
As sure as l am that you`re
the hottest bitch l ever seen.

:43:45
-FucKer!
-Easy, tigress.

:43:47
What`s twistin`
this bitch`s tit?

:43:49
Maybe it`s because women don`t
liKe to be called bitches, Jay.

:43:52
They don`t?
:43:54
How `bout ``fine piece of ass``?
:43:56
How about not?
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What the fucK am l supposed
to call you, then?

:43:59
Something sweet, you big goof.

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