Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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lf l had Known
that shit earlier...

:43:02
man, l`d have been
stealin` monKeys...

:43:04
since l was, liKe,
seven and shit.

:43:06
Don`t, motherfucKer.
Don`t you ruin this for me.

:43:08
Me and Justice are gonna
get married one day...

:43:10
so don`t be giving me
no looK liKe, ``Oh...

:43:11
``we ain`t gonna steal
the monKey and shit.``

:43:13
l`m Morris Day,
you`re Jerome, bitch.

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Don`t forget that.
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That girl--
that girl`s in love with me.

:43:19
They`re gonna do it.
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Good. They do their part,
and we`ll do ours.

:43:39
Oh, hey, remember. We meet
bacK here when you`re done.

:43:42
You sure you`re OK with this?
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As sure as l am that you`re
the hottest bitch l ever seen.

:43:45
-FucKer!
-Easy, tigress.

:43:47
What`s twistin`
this bitch`s tit?

:43:49
Maybe it`s because women don`t
liKe to be called bitches, Jay.

:43:52
They don`t?
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How `bout ``fine piece of ass``?
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How about not?
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What the fucK am l supposed
to call you, then?

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Something sweet, you big goof.
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Something nice.
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Boo-Boo Kitty-FucK?
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{Justice laughs}
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OK, that`s a start.
{ChucKles}

:44:09
Jay, uh, before you go...
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could you say something into
the camera about the clitoris?

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JUSTlCE:
Man, you`re such a bitch!

:44:14
Shut up, Justice.
She`s just a little embarrassed.

:44:17
See, Jussy and l are putting
together this documentary...

:44:19
for our human sexuality class...
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and we need a male perspective
on the clitoris.

:44:24
The female clitoris?
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Uh, yeah.
:44:27
Jay, you Know,
you don`t have to do this.

:44:28
No, it`s cool, hon.
:44:29
There`s a few things
l could say about the clit...

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l`d liKe you to hear.
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{Jay clears throat}
:44:35
l am the master of the clit!
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Remember this fucKing face!
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Wherever you see clit,
you`ll see this fucKing face.

:44:41
l make that shit work!
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No one rules the clit liKe me.
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Not this little fucK...
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none of you little fucKs
out there.

:44:48
l am the clit commander!
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When it comes down
to business...

:44:52
this is what l do--
l pinch it like this.

:44:54
Ooh, you little fucK.
:44:56
Then l rub my nose...
:44:59
Awesome.
KnocK `em dead, tiger.


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