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A tape of the terrorists
who claim responsibility...
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for the breaK-in.
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Do you have a VCR?
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JAY ON TAPE:
l am the clit commander.
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Oh, my God.
:54:10
PlaschKe, Willenholly.
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Yeah, looK, l need you to get
me on the national news pronto.
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Why? Because we may
very well be dealing...
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with the two most dangerous men
on the planet.
:54:28
This is Jussy`s monKey.
:54:33
Justice died for you,
you little monKey fucK!
:54:35
{Growls}
:54:38
Do something, Tons of Fun.
:54:42
Holy fucK.
:54:44
ls that thing waving at us?
:54:45
{Grunting}
:54:47
Holy shit, it understood us.
:54:50
Maybe it`s some Kind
of super monKey.
:54:52
{Razzes}
:54:57
You`re my fucKin` bitch.
:54:59
You get my bacK.
:55:00
Don`t be taking
this fuckin` chimp`s side.
:55:16
What if there`s more
super monKeys up at that lab?
:55:19
Maybe they`re making
an army of `em up there.
:55:21
Holy shit!
:55:23
Maybe it`s a conspiracy,
liKe in the ``X-Files``...
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Roswell-style.
:55:29
{Razzes}
:55:30
JA Y: This little monkey...
:55:31
could be the fuckin`
damn dirty ape...
:55:33
responsible for the fall
of the human race.
:55:36
Aaah!
:55:37
JA Y: ln this world gone mad,
we won`t spank the monkey...
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the monkey will spank us.
:55:44
l`m not even supposed
to be here today.
:55:46
Aaah!
:55:48
JA Y:
And after the fall ofman...
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these monkey fucks will
start wearing our clothes...
:55:52
and rebuilding the world
in their image.
:55:54
{MonKeys screeching}
:55:56
Oh, when only those
as super-smart as me...
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will be left alive
to bitterly cry...