Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:02:00
for detaining you
and your unorthodox...

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but constitutionally
protected family unit.

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Un-fucKin`-believable.
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l might add that`s
one fine-looKing boy...

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you`re raising there.
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Hell, yeah. That`s
`cause he`s from my sperm.

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See, l KnocKed up this
hot woman friend of ours...

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who l fucK on the side...
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so l`m not to be
all the way gay...

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He loves the cocK.
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Well, he certainly
looKs insatiable.

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-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.

1:02:28
{MonKey squeaKs}
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Well, it`s not my way,
but l`ll be damned...

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if there doesn`t go
one happy family.

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WlLLENHOLLY: All right, gang.
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Let`s just shoot
some tear gas into the diner...

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and then, when the guys
come out with the monKey--

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FucK beans!
That was them, wasn`t it?

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Shit, l said you love the cocK.
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l gotta be the craftiest
motherfucKer alive.

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{Gunshot}
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Flee, fat ass, flee!
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{Gunshots}
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Head for the sewer!
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Stage dive!
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Ohh!
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{Thud}
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{SqueaKing}
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You fat fucK.
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Fire a warning shot
into his bulbous ass.

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SucK it in!
ThinK thin! ThinK thin!

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One rectal breach comin` up.
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-SucK it in!
-Gaah!

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lncoming!
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Just liKe Winnie the Pooh.
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WlLLENHOLLY: Wow!
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That was just
an incredibly daring escape.

1:03:54
All right, here`s the deal.
You and your men stay up here.

1:03:58
When l corner him,
l`ll call for bacKup.


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