1:01:00
Kid.
1:01:01
Do not shoot!
1:01:02
Don`t shoot!
1:01:05
We`re just, uh,
trying to taKe our son...
1:01:07
out of this hostile environment.
1:01:09
Their son?
1:01:10
Maybe they`re one
of those gay couples.
1:01:12
{FeedbacK}
1:01:13
Yeah, we`re gay...
1:01:14
and this is
our adopted love child.
1:01:16
We`re not from around here.
1:01:18
Don`t maKe us go bacK
to our liberal city home...
1:01:20
with tales
of prejudice and bigotry...
1:01:22
from in the heart of Utah.
1:01:23
Oh, God, this is
the last thing l need--
1:01:26
a bunch of uppity homosexuals
shooting their mouths off...
1:01:28
to the liberal media...
1:01:30
that the Federal Wildlife
Marshal office persecutes gays.
1:01:32
Are you fucKin` crazy?
Now, they may be gay...
1:01:35
but that`s not their son.
That`s the ape.
1:01:37
l thinK l would recognize
an ape if l saw one, OK?
1:01:40
And the only thing
l do recognize right now...
1:01:41
is the political fiasco here
that l`m about to avoid...
1:01:45
by letting this butt-fucKing
Brady Bunch go.
1:01:47
Ahh.
1:01:51
You are free to leave, sirs.
1:01:55
Yes, you sirs.
1:01:56
-So we can just go?
-Yes, sir.
1:01:59
Please accept my apologies...
1:02:00
for detaining you
and your unorthodox...
1:02:02
but constitutionally
protected family unit.
1:02:05
Un-fucKin`-believable.
1:02:07
l might add that`s
one fine-looKing boy...
1:02:10
you`re raising there.
1:02:11
Hell, yeah. That`s
`cause he`s from my sperm.
1:02:13
See, l KnocKed up this
hot woman friend of ours...
1:02:15
who l fucK on the side...
1:02:16
so l`m not to be
all the way gay...
1:02:21
He loves the cocK.
1:02:23
Well, he certainly
looKs insatiable.
1:02:26
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
1:02:28
{MonKey squeaKs}
1:02:34
Well, it`s not my way,
but l`ll be damned...
1:02:35
if there doesn`t go
one happy family.
1:02:38
WlLLENHOLLY: All right, gang.
1:02:39
Let`s just shoot
some tear gas into the diner...
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and then, when the guys
come out with the monKey--
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FucK beans!
That was them, wasn`t it?
1:02:46
Shit, l said you love the cocK.
1:02:49
l gotta be the craftiest
motherfucKer alive.
1:02:51
{Gunshot}
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Flee, fat ass, flee!
1:02:58
{Gunshots}