1:06:00
Hey! Get the fucK off her!
1:06:02
That`s my ex-girlfriend`s
monKey!
1:06:06
JA Y: Hey!
1:06:07
That monKey
don`t belong to you!
1:06:16
Man, who the fucK
just steals a monKey?
1:06:20
Oh, yeah.
1:06:22
Well, this fucKin` blows, man.
1:06:23
We have one more day
to stop these fucKs...
1:06:25
from shooting this movie...
1:06:26
and they fucKin` tooK
the one thing l had left...
1:06:28
from the one woman
l loved enough...
1:06:29
not to sticK my hand
down her pants.
1:06:33
What, go after the monKey?
1:06:35
How the fucK do we Know
where that car`s going?
1:06:39
Don`t just point liKe...
1:06:43
Wh--you gotta taKe a shit.
1:06:46
No, no, no,
you gotta taKe a salad.
1:06:49
What the fucK
are you trying to say?
1:06:50
Just say it, man. Don`t
make me ask TWenty questions.
1:06:52
You could always tell that
stupid Amy story all the time...
1:06:55
but you can`t spit out fuckin`,
``Yo, Jay, l disagree``...
1:06:58
or ``Yo, those are
some good cheese fries.``
1:07:02
Just fucKin` say it already!
1:07:06
The sign
on the bacK of the car...
1:07:08
said ``Critters of Hollywood,``
you dumb fucK!
1:07:18
Say it, don`t spray it.
1:07:22
SHERlFF: And might l add...
1:07:23
that is one fine-looKing boy
you are raising.
1:07:26
{All laugh}
1:07:31
Well...
1:07:33
if it isn`t
the wildlife expert.
1:07:35
Heh.
1:07:36
Your office faxed this over.
1:07:37
Now, the guy said it was a post
from an lnternet chat board...
1:07:40
signed by
a ``Jay and Silent Bob.``
1:07:43
Ahem.
1:07:45
``All you motherfucKers
are gonna pay.
1:07:48
``You are the ones
who are ball-licKers.
1:07:50
``Gonna fucK your mothers
while you watch...
1:07:52
``and cry liKe little bitches.
Once we get to Hollywood, we--``
1:07:57
They`re going to Hollywood.