Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:07:02
Just fucKin` say it already!
1:07:06
The sign
on the bacK of the car...

1:07:08
said ``Critters of Hollywood,``
you dumb fucK!

1:07:18
Say it, don`t spray it.
1:07:22
SHERlFF: And might l add...
1:07:23
that is one fine-looKing boy
you are raising.

1:07:26
{All laugh}
1:07:31
Well...
1:07:33
if it isn`t
the wildlife expert.

1:07:35
Heh.
1:07:36
Your office faxed this over.
1:07:37
Now, the guy said it was a post
from an lnternet chat board...

1:07:40
signed by
a ``Jay and Silent Bob.``

1:07:43
Ahem.
1:07:45
``All you motherfucKers
are gonna pay.

1:07:48
``You are the ones
who are ball-licKers.

1:07:50
``Gonna fucK your mothers
while you watch...

1:07:52
``and cry liKe little bitches.
Once we get to Hollywood, we--``

1:07:57
They`re going to Hollywood.
1:08:06
You see me driving
down the street

1:08:13
l look so fucking good
1:08:21
What? lt`s not liKe cheating.
Justice blew up.

1:08:25
JAY: All right, here`s the plan.
First we find out...

1:08:27
where they`re
shooting this movie...

1:08:29
and after we bust
that shit up...

1:08:30
we can start looKin`
for the monKey.

1:08:32
But before we do
any of that shit...

1:08:33
we gotta find a motherfucKer
in the Know--

1:08:36
someone liKe
the mayor of Hollywood.

1:08:37
CracK? Want some cracK?
1:08:39
Get you high?
1:08:40
No, man,
but you want some weed?

1:08:42
You on the job?
1:08:44
Yeah, boy!
1:08:46
Jersey Local 404.
1:08:48
DEALER: Ho, ho, man!
1:08:49
PumpKin Escobar,
Los Angeles Local 305.

1:08:53
Oh, shit! What up?
1:08:54
Aw, man, it`s a small world!
1:08:56
Hey, lemme ask you a question.
1:08:58
You dudes gettin` on medical
out there in Jersey yet?


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