Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:12:00
Where do you thinK
you`re going?

1:12:01
JA Y: Get off ofme!
1:12:04
Don`t.
1:12:06
Echo Base, l`ve got a 1 0-07...
1:12:09
two unauthorized on the lot,
requesting bacKup.

1:12:11
RADlO:
l thought that was a 10-82.

1:12:12
No, sir, a 1 0-82 is
disappearing a dead hooKer...

1:12:15
from Ben AfflecK`s trailer.
1:12:16
RADlO: Ooh, that Affleck.
Backup on the way.

1:12:19
Hey, l`ll maKe you a deal.
1:12:20
This guy will sucK
your dicK off if you let us go.

1:12:23
Heh.
Contrary to what you believe...

1:12:24
not everyone in the industry
is a homosexual.

1:12:27
How about this deal?
1:12:28
He`ll sucK my dicK
while you watch and jerK off.

1:12:33
All right.
1:12:36
MaKe it fast...and sexy.
1:12:39
lt`s either this or jail...
1:12:40
and you Know
what they do to you in jail.

1:12:43
l was a guard.
1:12:46
All right.
1:12:47
And after it`s all over,
you say...

1:12:49
``Oh, what a lovely tea party.``
1:13:02
What the fucK you waitin` for,
bitch?

1:13:04
Start sucKin`.
Bong-ing!

1:13:10
{Bell rings}
1:13:16
Worth a shot.
1:13:18
LiKe a shot in your
fucKin` mouth, you gay bitch.

1:13:21
Ew, dude, you were really
gonna sucK my dicK.

1:13:29
MAN: All right, now,
remember what l said.

1:13:30
Do not looK at Ben or Matt
directly in the eyes...

1:13:34
or you will be fired.
1:13:35
Does everybody understand that?
1:13:37
Thank you.
1:13:42
You frosted your hair, though.
1:13:45
Yeah, l frosted my hair,
but it looKs good.

1:13:48
This has got to be
the Bluntman flicK.

1:13:50
There`s those two fucKs
from the MorK movie.

1:13:53
Lips, teeth, tongue,
or lion face?

1:13:54
-Lion face.
-BOTH: Ha!

1:13:56
-Lemon face.
-BOTH: Ooh.

1:13:58
-Lion face.
-BOTH: Ha!

1:13:59
Lemon face.
BOTH: Ooh.


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