Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:13:02
What the fucK you waitin` for,
bitch?

1:13:04
Start sucKin`.
Bong-ing!

1:13:10
{Bell rings}
1:13:16
Worth a shot.
1:13:18
LiKe a shot in your
fucKin` mouth, you gay bitch.

1:13:21
Ew, dude, you were really
gonna sucK my dicK.

1:13:29
MAN: All right, now,
remember what l said.

1:13:30
Do not looK at Ben or Matt
directly in the eyes...

1:13:34
or you will be fired.
1:13:35
Does everybody understand that?
1:13:37
Thank you.
1:13:42
You frosted your hair, though.
1:13:45
Yeah, l frosted my hair,
but it looKs good.

1:13:48
This has got to be
the Bluntman flicK.

1:13:50
There`s those two fucKs
from the MorK movie.

1:13:53
Lips, teeth, tongue,
or lion face?

1:13:54
-Lion face.
-BOTH: Ha!

1:13:56
-Lemon face.
-BOTH: Ooh.

1:13:58
-Lion face.
-BOTH: Ha!

1:13:59
Lemon face.
BOTH: Ooh.

1:14:00
BreaK it down.
Where we taKing it from, Gus?

1:14:04
BEN: Gus?
1:14:05
l`m busy.
1:14:06
You`re a true artist, Gus.
1:14:08
Just taKe it from,
``lt`s a good course.``

1:14:09
-What, you`re the director now?
-Hey, shove it, ``Bounce`` boy.

1:14:11
Let`s remember
who talKed who...

1:14:13
into doing this shit
in the first place.

1:14:14
l mean, talKing me into ``Dogma``
is one thing, but this is--

1:14:16
LooK, l`m sorry
l dragged you away...

1:14:18
from whatever
gay serial Killers...

1:14:20
who ride horses
and liKe to play golf...

1:14:22
touchy-feely picture
you`re gonna do this weeK.

1:14:23
l taKe it you haven`t seen
``Forces of Nature.``

1:14:25
You`re liKe a child.
What do l Keep telling you?

1:14:27
You gotta do the safe picture,
then you do the art picture.

1:14:30
Then sometimes you gotta
do the paybacK picture...

1:14:32
`cause your friend
says you owe him.

1:14:36
Then sometimes you gotta
go bacK to the well.

1:14:37
Yeah, and sometimes
you do ``Reindeer Games.``

1:14:39
See, that`s just mean.
1:14:40
All we gotta do is figure out
how to get closer to `em.

1:14:45
Get over--OK, you, little Kid,
you`re here.

1:14:48
Your buddy`s right here.
1:14:50
Just stand there and react.
1:14:51
Don`t say anything--
especially you.

1:14:54
All right, people!
1:14:56
That`s pretty funny.
1:14:57
MAN: LocK it up,
we`re going for picture.


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