Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:31:01
They didn`t really
steal that monKey.

1:31:02
lt wasJust a diversion
so that we could steal these.

1:31:05
And they`re not the leaders
of the C.L.l.T.

1:31:07
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
1:31:08
No, no, no.
No, the C.L.l.T.`s real.

1:31:10
The C.L.l.T.`s real all right.
1:31:12
lt`s the female orgasm--
that`s the myth.

1:31:14
You know
what l`m talking about?

1:31:16
Are you guys all right?
1:31:17
l thought you blew up,
Boo-Boo Kitty-FucK.

1:31:19
You remembered!
1:31:22
Oh, it was a frame-up, Jay.
1:31:24
Missy, Sissy, Chrissy, and l
are international jewel thieves.

1:31:28
We were setting you up
to be a patsy...

1:31:30
but l couldn`t go through
with it because l--

1:31:33
because l love you.
1:31:35
Yeah? That means
you`re gonna fucK me, right?

1:31:37
Of course.
1:31:38
SlSSY: lfshe does, it`ll
be considered necrophilia...

1:31:41
because she`s gonna be
one dead bitch.

1:31:44
Hi, Jussy.
We catch you at a bad time?

1:31:46
You should have just let
these guys go down, Jussy.

1:31:49
l wanted to go down,
but this angel...

1:31:50
popped on my shoulder
and was, liKe, ``Listen.``

1:31:51
And l was, liKe, ``What`s up?``
1:31:52
Shut the fuck up
before l shoot you...

1:31:54
where you stand in
your pansy red booties.

1:31:55
Holy shit, l am wearing
pansy red booties.

1:31:59
Why the fucK
didn`t you tell me?

1:32:00
Let`s have those diamonds,
Justice.

1:32:02
l can`t do that, Sissy.
1:32:03
Then lover boy gets one
in the fucKing brain.

1:32:07
CHAKA: Yo, lovely ladies!
1:32:08
Would any of y`all
liKe a private audition...

1:32:10
to be in my movie?
1:32:11
Bring that ass over. Come on!
1:32:15
-Ow!
-{Gunshots and screaming}

1:32:19
WlLLENHOLLY:
Shit! Shit! Shit!

1:32:23
Oh, fucK me!
1:32:25
Ha ha!
1:32:31
Crazy cracKers with guns?
1:32:33
Time for me to get
my blacK ass out of here.

1:32:40
You really let me down, Justice.
Throwing it all away...

1:32:43
for a little stoner
with bad pronunciation.

1:32:44
What`s it gonna be, Sissy?
1:32:46
Which fighting style do you
want me to KicK your ass in?

1:32:49
Are you Kidding me?
1:32:50
l taught you
all your moves myself.

1:32:51
There`s no style you can bust
that l can`t defend against.

1:32:54
You`re no match
for my Shao Lin MonK.

1:32:55
Yeah, but l`ll bury you
with my Crouching Tiger.

1:32:58
-A little Venus Flytrap?
-l`ll counter with Dragon Queen.


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