Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:32:00
Let`s have those diamonds,
Justice.

1:32:02
l can`t do that, Sissy.
1:32:03
Then lover boy gets one
in the fucKing brain.

1:32:07
CHAKA: Yo, lovely ladies!
1:32:08
Would any of y`all
liKe a private audition...

1:32:10
to be in my movie?
1:32:11
Bring that ass over. Come on!
1:32:15
-Ow!
-{Gunshots and screaming}

1:32:19
WlLLENHOLLY:
Shit! Shit! Shit!

1:32:23
Oh, fucK me!
1:32:25
Ha ha!
1:32:31
Crazy cracKers with guns?
1:32:33
Time for me to get
my blacK ass out of here.

1:32:40
You really let me down, Justice.
Throwing it all away...

1:32:43
for a little stoner
with bad pronunciation.

1:32:44
What`s it gonna be, Sissy?
1:32:46
Which fighting style do you
want me to KicK your ass in?

1:32:49
Are you Kidding me?
1:32:50
l taught you
all your moves myself.

1:32:51
There`s no style you can bust
that l can`t defend against.

1:32:54
You`re no match
for my Shao Lin MonK.

1:32:55
Yeah, but l`ll bury you
with my Crouching Tiger.

1:32:58
-A little Venus Flytrap?
-l`ll counter with Dragon Queen.

1:33:00
How about a little ``Bitch,
My Man Ain`t Your Baby`s Daddy?``

1:33:03
Bring it on.
1:33:05
Aah!
1:33:06
{Screaming}
1:33:08
FucKing stupid bitch!
1:33:10
Yo, l hope one rips off
the other one`s shirt...

1:33:12
and we see
some fucKin` titties...

1:33:14
floppin` around and shit
in the air. Yeah!

1:33:16
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der BeeK,
l just wanted to say hi. l`m--

1:33:20
Banky fucKin` Edwards!
1:33:22
Just the motherfucKer
we came to see!

1:33:24
Holy shit! What the fucK
are you guys doing here?

1:33:31
Why the hell
are you shooting at me?

1:33:33
Two reasons.
1:33:35
One--we`re walKin`,
talKin` bad-girl cliches!

1:33:38
-And two--because you`re a man!
-Aah!

1:33:40
Only on the outside.
1:33:43
Stop the movie?
Are you crazy?

1:33:45
All these assholes on the
lnternet are calling us names...

1:33:48
because of
this fucKing stupid movie.

1:33:49
That`s what the lnternet`s for--
slandering others anonymously.

1:33:52
Stopping the flicK
isn`t gonna stop that!

1:33:59
This isn`t fair!

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