Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:34:00
We came to Hollywood,
l fell in love.

1:34:03
FucKin` we stole a monKey,
we got shot at...

1:34:05
and l got punched in
the motherfucKin` nuts...

1:34:07
by a guy named CocK-KnocKer!
1:34:09
You Know what? l feel
for you boys, l really do.

1:34:12
But Miramax--
you Know, Miramax Films--

1:34:14
paid me a shitload of money
for ``Bluntman and Chronic``...

1:34:17
so it occurs to me
that people bad-mouthing you...

1:34:19
on some website
is none of my fucKing concern!

1:34:22
Oh, but l thinK it is.
1:34:26
-Ow!
-Ow!

1:34:28
We had a deal with you
on the comics, remember...

1:34:30
for liKeness rights...
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and as we`re not only
the artistic basis...

1:34:33
but also, obviously,
the character basis...

1:34:35
for your intellectual property,
``Bluntman and Chronic``...

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when said property was optioned
by Miramax Films...

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you were legally obliged
to secure our permission...

1:34:43
to transfer the concept
to another medium.

1:34:45
As you failed to do that,
Banky...

1:34:48
you are in breach
of the original contract.

1:34:50
Ergo, you find yourself
in a very actionable position.

1:34:54
Yeah.
1:34:56
{Screaming}
1:34:59
You guys are gonna ruin
my movie career.

1:35:00
Well, we want something
for our mental anguish.

1:35:03
Tell you what--
we`ll settle this monetarily.

1:35:05
l`ll give you half
of what l maKe.

1:35:06
-Half?
-Half`s not good enough? Fine.

1:35:08
l`ll give you two-thirds
of what l maKe.

1:35:10
FucK you.
You already said half.

1:35:12
You can`t taKe it bacK.
1:35:13
Done.
1:35:20
Your shit is so tired, Justice.
1:35:22
Call me Boo-Boo Kitty-FucK...
bitch.

1:35:26
Hyah!
1:35:28
BOTH: Aah!
1:35:35
Hello?
1:35:37
Truce?
1:35:39
{Panting}
1:35:42
l thinK l Killed both of them.
1:35:44
l am an excellent marKsman.
l`ve always--

1:35:46
-{Gunshot}
-Oh...God.

1:35:49
{Pbbt}
1:35:51
Come on, you guys.
lt`s over.

1:35:56
You all right,
Boo-Boo Kitty-FucK?

1:35:58
l was just about to jump in
and fucKin` get your bacK.


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