1:35:00
Well, we want something
for our mental anguish.
1:35:03
Tell you what--
we`ll settle this monetarily.
1:35:05
l`ll give you half
of what l maKe.
1:35:06
-Half?
-Half`s not good enough? Fine.
1:35:08
l`ll give you two-thirds
of what l maKe.
1:35:10
FucK you.
You already said half.
1:35:12
You can`t taKe it bacK.
1:35:13
Done.
1:35:20
Your shit is so tired, Justice.
1:35:22
Call me Boo-Boo Kitty-FucK...
bitch.
1:35:26
Hyah!
1:35:28
BOTH: Aah!
1:35:35
Hello?
1:35:37
Truce?
1:35:39
{Panting}
1:35:42
l thinK l Killed both of them.
1:35:44
l am an excellent marKsman.
l`ve always--
1:35:46
-{Gunshot}
-Oh...God.
1:35:49
{Pbbt}
1:35:51
Come on, you guys.
lt`s over.
1:35:56
You all right,
Boo-Boo Kitty-FucK?
1:35:58
l was just about to jump in
and fucKin` get your bacK.
1:36:01
-Uh-huh.
-{Sirens}
1:36:02
Holy shit, the cops.
We gotta get out of here.
1:36:04
No, no, no.
l`m tired of running.
1:36:07
Oh, Marshal.
Hey, you awaKe?
1:36:11
WaKe up, Marshal.
1:36:12
-Oh.
-Are you OK?
1:36:14
Oh, my God, l`m paralyzed!
1:36:17
That monKey shot me in the ass
and paralyzed me!
1:36:20
Oh, sweet irony!
1:36:23
You`re not paralyzed.
lt was just a tranquilizer.
1:36:25
Oh, Jesus! Ow!
1:36:28
TranKed by a little monKey!
1:36:31
My friends in the Bureau...
1:36:32
are never gonna let me
hear the end of this.
1:36:34
You have friends in the FBl?
1:36:36
Uh-huh. They all made it in,
but l failed the exam.
1:36:39
Why the hell else
do you thinK l became...
1:36:41
a Federal Wildlife Marshal?
1:36:42
l`ll tell you why!
Because l`m a joKe!
1:36:45
JUSTlCE: Maybe not.
1:36:47
l can maKe you a deal that
will get you into the FBl...
1:36:49
regardless of test scores.
1:36:51
What Kind of deal?
1:36:53
You get the charges dropped
against Jay and Silent Bob...
1:36:55
and say
you never found the ape.
1:36:57
ln exchange, l will give you
the diamonds we stole...
1:36:59
and turn in Missy, Chrissy,
Sissy, and myself.