Jeepers Creepers

That was a stop sign.
You're kidding, right?
In your car, I'd be kidding?
On this road?
I haven't seen a car in 50 miles.

Come on, Darry.
"Gay Fever!"
No, "Gay Forever."
"Gay Forever." That's mine.
That's three for little bro'.
That's a 6, not a G, you idiot.
That's "Sexy Forever." That's mine.
-That's five to two.

"Gay Fever?"
Sexy forever, huh?
You know that is you in 40 years.
There's usually a reason
when you like the long way home.

Gee, like, maybe I like the country?
Just drive, brat.
I'm only thinking the same thing
Mom and Dad are gonna be thinking.

"Trisha, why are you driving home
for spring break with your brat brother...

"...and not heading off somewhere with
that nice 'Mr. Poli-Sci-Track-Team Guy'?"

I will tell them the same thing I'll tell you:
None of your goddamn business.
You don't think I could understand
the complex nature of your relationships?

No, I look at you as a real expert.
Whatever. I don't care.
I'm just saying,
if you broke it off with him...