:03:10
Sexy forever, huh?
:03:12
You know that is you in 40 years.
:03:18
There's usually a reason
when you like the long way home.
:03:22
Gee, like, maybe I like the country?
:03:25
Okay.
:03:27
Just drive, brat.
:03:28
I'm only thinking the same thing
Mom and Dad are gonna be thinking.
:03:32
"Trisha, why are you driving home
for spring break with your brat brother...
:03:37
"...and not heading off somewhere with
that nice 'Mr. Poli-Sci-Track-Team Guy'?"
:03:41
I will tell them the same thing I'll tell you:
:03:44
None of your goddamn business.
:03:46
What?
:03:48
You don't think I could understand
the complex nature of your relationships?
:03:52
No, I look at you as a real expert.
:03:54
Whatever. I don't care.
:03:58
I'm just saying,
if you broke it off with him...
:04:00
...you should at least figure out
what you're gonna tell Mom and Dad.
:04:04
They're the ones in love with the guy.
:04:05
What would Jesus do....
:04:08
I am no fanatic. What I am is a fan of Godl
:04:11
...a serpent-headed demon,
shaking you by the....
:04:15
You wanted the back way home.
:04:18
That's 10 hours of preachers, farm reports--
:04:20
Could you possibly just shut up
and drive, please?
:04:23
"You broke my heart in two
:04:26
"Now I can't find the duct tape
:04:30
"To put it together for you
:04:33
Come on, girl, sing along now.
:04:34
"When I met you, I thought I would die
:04:38
"I wanted to cry
:04:40
"Didn't know you were evil
:04:43
"or that you would hurt me
:04:45
"Mr. Poli-Sci-Track-Team guy
:04:51
"Turns out you're a twit and a real--"
:04:56
Jesus!