:08:02
Would you give it up already?
:08:04
That's 'cause the rule has always been...
:08:06
...the first person who calls it, gets it.
:08:10
You talk to Mom lately?
:08:12
To tell her I'd be home for break.
:08:16
She sound weird?
:08:19
What?
:08:20
Did you listen to her voice?
:08:22
Could you specify, please?
:08:25
Forget it.
:08:26
Did you drink the last water?
:08:29
The last one was mine.
:08:35
You are a class act, you know that?
:08:37
You live off-campus.
:08:39
You ever try and do laundry in a dorm?
:08:41
What they don't steal, they dye pink.
:08:45
I've got 12 pairs of rosy-pink jockey shorts.
:08:48
Maybe they know something about you,
you don't.
:08:50
"Hi, Mom. Haven't seen you in forever.
Here's my dirty shorts."
:08:54
It's for her, not me.
:08:57
What? I have to bring home laundry.
lf I don't, she gets depressed.
:09:02
She thinks I don't need her anymore
or something.
:09:05
I'm serious.
:09:07
-Goof.
-Bitch.
:09:11
-Mama's boy.
-Daddy's whore.
:09:13
-Dick licker.
-Ball sniffer.
:09:16
-Ass kisser.
-Butt picker.
:09:20
Repeat. "Ass" and "butt." You lose.
:09:31
-I think maybe something's wrong.
-You always think something's wrong.
:09:35
Like you would notice anything past the
point of your own selfish little existence.
:09:41
She's not happy.
:09:43
-Not like she used to be.
-Who is?
:09:47
Mom's not--
:09:55
It's "Beating You."