Jeepers Creepers
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:07:00
Quite the cheery thinker today,
aren't we, sis?

:07:05
What's "Poli-Sci Guy"
been doing to you, anyway?

:07:10
"Beating you?"
:07:13
That was the license plate
on the van we just saw.

:07:16
B-E-A-T-N-G-U.
:07:19
So "Beating You."
:07:22
That's mine. That's three to five.
:07:25
-You can't call it now.
-My ass!

:07:27
-You have to call it when you see it.
-I was in shock!

:07:29
-Tough!
-What is this, a brand new rule?

:07:32
It's always been this way.
:07:33
-Since when?
-Since always.

:07:35
Since just now, maybe.
:07:37
-Your memory's for shit.
-No, it's not.

:07:48
Nah, infinity.
:07:51
Uh-huh, infinity squared.
:07:56
-Okay, name it.
-What?

:07:58
When we made the rule that you had to
call it as soon as you see it.

:08:02
Would you give it up already?
:08:04
That's 'cause the rule has always been...
:08:06
...the first person who calls it, gets it.
:08:10
You talk to Mom lately?
:08:12
To tell her I'd be home for break.
:08:16
She sound weird?
:08:19
What?
:08:20
Did you listen to her voice?
:08:22
Could you specify, please?
:08:25
Forget it.
:08:26
Did you drink the last water?
:08:29
The last one was mine.
:08:35
You are a class act, you know that?
:08:37
You live off-campus.
:08:39
You ever try and do laundry in a dorm?
:08:41
What they don't steal, they dye pink.
:08:45
I've got 12 pairs of rosy-pink jockey shorts.
:08:48
Maybe they know something about you,
you don't.

:08:50
"Hi, Mom. Haven't seen you in forever.
Here's my dirty shorts."

:08:54
It's for her, not me.
:08:57
What? I have to bring home laundry.
lf I don't, she gets depressed.


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