:12:02
Well, it ain't a meteor.
:12:04
It is. It came out of the sky.
:12:06
I'm sure it did, but it ain't a meteor.
It's a big old frozen chunk of shit.
:12:11
- What?
- Oh, yeah.
:12:13
Airplanes dump their toilets 36,000
feet, stuff freezes, falls to earth.
:12:17
We call them Boeing bombs.
:12:20
That can't be. That's not what it is.
:12:23
I'm afraid so.
:12:25
You see the peanut? Dead giveaway.
:12:28
Yeah, that's a space peanut.
:12:31
I'm afraid not.
:12:33
This is a big old frozen
chunk of poopie.
:12:39
Dude, you were eating off it.
:12:41
Oh, God.
:12:43
Okay. That's too much, too much.
Then what happened?
:12:46
Well, then I got a dog.
:12:47
You're saying you'd rather have a dog
than a frozen hunk of crap.
:12:54
It wasn't really my dog.
It was this girl's dog.
:12:57
I was living in the woods outside of
that postcard town I said. Silvertown.
:13:02
I'd come in to steal stuff,
you know, food, whatever.
:13:05
And then one winter...
:13:22
Are you okay, boy?
:13:26
Oh, no, are your nuts
frozen to the porch?
:13:32
Oh, that sucks.
:13:34
Don't pull on them.
:13:41
- Who are you?
- It's okay.
:13:43
I was just walking by.
Your dog's in a little trouble.
:13:45
- What's wrong?
- I think his...
:13:47
You know how when you get your
tongue frozen in a freezer...
:13:51
...because it's all wet?
I think he got-
:13:54
- Nuts frozen to the porch?
- Yes, exactly.
:13:57
Oh, baby. Well, what do we do?
:13:59
We got to do something...
Do you have something inside?