:13:02
I'd come in to steal stuff,
you know, food, whatever.
:13:05
And then one winter...
:13:22
Are you okay, boy?
:13:26
Oh, no, are your nuts
frozen to the porch?
:13:32
Oh, that sucks.
:13:34
Don't pull on them.
:13:41
- Who are you?
- It's okay.
:13:43
I was just walking by.
Your dog's in a little trouble.
:13:45
- What's wrong?
- I think his...
:13:47
You know how when you get your
tongue frozen in a freezer...
:13:51
...because it's all wet?
I think he got-
:13:54
- Nuts frozen to the porch?
- Yes, exactly.
:13:57
Oh, baby. Well, what do we do?
:13:59
We got to do something...
Do you have something inside?
:14:03
Don't pull on them.
:14:05
It's okay. Don't move,
it'll stretch them more. That's bad.
:14:09
No. That's wrong.
:14:11
No, that's way wrong.
Do you got like warm water and...
:14:15
- A fork!
- Yeah. No. What?
:14:18
A spatula thing. The flat one.
:14:21
I'm sorry, buddy.
Just give her a second. Dang.
:14:24
I got it. Now what?
:14:26
Now here's what we do. I just pour a
little water on here. You hold him.
:14:30
Easy.
:14:31
Ain't no flapjack, I'd go easy.
Should loosen it up a little bit...
:14:35
I don't want to look. I'm sorry.
:14:38
One, two, three, go.
:14:41
There. Hey, buddy, you're free!
:14:45
- Good boy!
- Good job.
:14:47
You might want to spray this porch
with Pam, so it don't happen again.
:14:52
What's his name?
:14:55
Charlie.
:14:56
And mine's Brandy.
:14:57
Hi, Brandy. I'm Joe Dirt.
:14:59
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.