:14:03
Don't pull on them.
:14:05
It's okay. Don't move,
it'll stretch them more. That's bad.
:14:09
No. That's wrong.
:14:11
No, that's way wrong.
Do you got like warm water and...
:14:15
- A fork!
- Yeah. No. What?
:14:18
A spatula thing. The flat one.
:14:21
I'm sorry, buddy.
Just give her a second. Dang.
:14:24
I got it. Now what?
:14:26
Now here's what we do. I just pour a
little water on here. You hold him.
:14:30
Easy.
:14:31
Ain't no flapjack, I'd go easy.
Should loosen it up a little bit...
:14:35
I don't want to look. I'm sorry.
:14:38
One, two, three, go.
:14:41
There. Hey, buddy, you're free!
:14:45
- Good boy!
- Good job.
:14:47
You might want to spray this porch
with Pam, so it don't happen again.
:14:52
What's his name?
:14:55
Charlie.
:14:56
And mine's Brandy.
:14:57
Hi, Brandy. I'm Joe Dirt.
:14:59
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
:15:02
Get your ass in the kitchen. Fire up
that stove, you got some cooking to do.
:15:06
Daddy? Can we have my new friend
Joe, over for supper?
:15:09
Are you nuts, girl? We ain't running
no soup kitchen here, boy.
:15:12
Scat! Get out of here!
:15:14
Long-haired hippie freak.
:15:16
He's mean.
:15:23
I'll be your friend.
:15:25
For some reason,
and I have no idea why...
:15:28
...Brandy always wanted
to hang out with me.
:15:30
I had Charlie, so that was cool.
:15:34
For the next couple years, the three
of us was hanging out at the farm.
:15:38
That was the closest thing
I ever had to a home.
:15:41
Till one day...
:15:52
- Oh, Dirt, did I get you?
- No, I'm cool.
:15:55
No, you're not. Where's Brandy?
:15:57
She's riding her horse.
She'll be back in a minute.