Joe Dirt
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:15:02
Get your ass in the kitchen. Fire up
that stove, you got some cooking to do.

:15:06
Daddy? Can we have my new friend
Joe, over for supper?

:15:09
Are you nuts, girl? We ain't running
no soup kitchen here, boy.

:15:12
Scat! Get out of here!
:15:14
Long-haired hippie freak.
:15:16
He's mean.
:15:23
I'll be your friend.
:15:25
For some reason,
and I have no idea why...

:15:28
...Brandy always wanted
to hang out with me.

:15:30
I had Charlie, so that was cool.
:15:34
For the next couple years, the three
of us was hanging out at the farm.

:15:38
That was the closest thing
I ever had to a home.

:15:41
Till one day...
:15:52
- Oh, Dirt, did I get you?
- No, I'm cool.

:15:55
No, you're not. Where's Brandy?
:15:57
She's riding her horse.
She'll be back in a minute.

:16:00
You guys want to play bumper pool?
:16:02
No.
:16:04
How does she put up with you, Dirt?
:16:05
That's a good question.
:16:07
She's great though, ain't she?
:16:09
You know, sometimes it's like...
:16:11
...she likes me or something.
:16:13
Dream on, Dirt-boy.
:16:14
A girl like that's out of your league.
:16:17
She wants my body.
:16:20
No, I know, man, that's all...
That's for you. I'm not...

:16:23
We're friends.
She's out of my league.

:16:25
Don't ever forget it, Dirt.
:16:30
Check this out, Robbie.
:16:31
This is a good month. Dang.
:16:33
This guy's got a dashmat
for a '69 Nova he wants to sell...

:16:37
...and a car cover
for any Dodge from '79 to '84.

:16:41
You don't even have a car.
:16:43
I know, but that's a deal. They're
usually 80 bucks and this guy wants 40.

:16:47
Look at this. Charlie, see that?
:16:49
This guy's selling a Hurst
speed shifter with a pool-ball grip.

:16:53
One day I'll have a car that bad-ass.
:16:55
I'll be chirping gears
and pulling brodies, going...

:16:58
You'll stick your head out the window,
check out chick-dogs, "What's up?"


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