:16:00
You guys want to play bumper pool?
:16:02
No.
:16:04
How does she put up with you, Dirt?
:16:05
That's a good question.
:16:07
She's great though, ain't she?
:16:09
You know, sometimes it's like...
:16:11
...she likes me or something.
:16:13
Dream on, Dirt-boy.
:16:14
A girl like that's out of your league.
:16:17
She wants my body.
:16:20
No, I know, man, that's all...
That's for you. I'm not...
:16:23
We're friends.
She's out of my league.
:16:25
Don't ever forget it, Dirt.
:16:30
Check this out, Robbie.
:16:31
This is a good month. Dang.
:16:33
This guy's got a dashmat
for a '69 Nova he wants to sell...
:16:37
...and a car cover
for any Dodge from '79 to '84.
:16:41
You don't even have a car.
:16:43
I know, but that's a deal. They're
usually 80 bucks and this guy wants 40.
:16:47
Look at this. Charlie, see that?
:16:49
This guy's selling a Hurst
speed shifter with a pool-ball grip.
:16:53
One day I'll have a car that bad-ass.
:16:55
I'll be chirping gears
and pulling brodies, going...
:16:58
You'll stick your head out the window,
check out chick-dogs, "What's up?"
:17:02
Boy, I swear, I'll slap you silly.
:17:04
Tell you what: Why don't you practice
spitting out teeth, because I will-
:17:33
Come here.
:17:37
What's up, goat-roper?
:17:39
Not much, pig-licker.
:17:40
Watch the gun, baby.
That's how I get the gals.
:17:43
Come on.
I'll treat you to a Dairy Queen.
:17:46
Why are you being all nice?
:17:48
I am always nice to you, Joe Dirt.
:17:52
Can I come too?
:17:53
Robbie, I only have enough money
for me and Joe.
:17:58
Come on, Joe. Let's do it.