Joe Dirt
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:23:01
Then I got lucky.
:23:03
I got myself a real important job
in advertising.

:23:06
Molar World. Walk-ins welcome.
There you go.

:23:10
Molar World. One for the kid? Sure.
:23:16
What's up?
:23:18
Oh, my God!
:23:19
Competition, orange '67.
This thing's a Hemi!

:23:25
Ma'am, are you selling this car?
:23:27
Literally just went onto the market.
:23:29
Well, how much for it?
:23:32
What do you got?
:23:34
Practically nothing.
I'm looking for my parents.

:23:37
They lost me at the Grand Canyon
more than ten years ago.

:23:39
All my money goes towards that.
I don't have pictures of them.

:23:42
You don't even have a picture?
:23:45
Well, you know, my ex-husband,
before he died...

:23:48
Oh. I'm sorry.
:23:50
No. I killed him.
He used to beat me.

:23:53
So one night I just pushed him
into the wood chipper.

:23:57
Told the cops he fell.
:23:59
Good for you.
:24:00
But he used to be a police
sketch artist. He was damn good too.

:24:05
Victims gave him the worst descriptions
and he'd draw them like photographs.

:24:10
He could do anything.
You know? Like age progression and-

:24:14
That's what I'll do for my parents.
How much that cost?

:24:19
About 360 bucks.
:24:21
Then that's what I need to make.
Thank you.

:24:23
Sorry I can't buy your beautiful Hemi.
:24:26
Oh, no. You can.
:24:29
Give me what's in your pocket
and she's yours.

:24:31
For real?!
:24:34
You hear that, Charlie?
We got us a Hemi, brother.

:24:38
That lady gave me a great idea.
:24:40
Dirt! Storm's coming in!
:24:42
Get up on that roof
and put some bricks in the tooth!

:24:59
My tooth!

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