:22:02
God, that Brandy has a nice ass.
:22:04
I got this loser talking about
the moon and walking his dog.
:22:08
All the time, I'm thinking about
Brandy's well-manicured backyard...
:22:12
...and those cut-off shorts.
:22:14
Yeah, she's cool.
:22:16
So there I was on my own again
looking for my parents.
:22:19
- But I don't know their last names.
- It's Dirt.
:22:21
Isn't that the name
on the family crest? Dirt.
:22:24
No, my last name's Dirt.
My dad made it Dirt, for some reason.
:22:28
I just put an "e" on it,
pronounce it "Dirté. "
:22:31
It's no big deal.
It actually sounds pretty cool.
:22:34
But I don't know their last name...
:22:36
...and I remember my sister yelling
at my face when I was growing up...
:22:39
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt!
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt!
:22:43
That's why Dad named you
Joe Dirt instead of...
:22:46
I couldn't remember my real last name.
:22:48
- I knew they'd be hard to find.
- So what'd you do?
:22:50
I needed some money.
:22:53
I hopped a train out of Silvertown
and headed east for the big city.
:23:01
Then I got lucky.
:23:03
I got myself a real important job
in advertising.
:23:06
Molar World. Walk-ins welcome.
There you go.
:23:10
Molar World. One for the kid? Sure.
:23:16
What's up?
:23:18
Oh, my God!
:23:19
Competition, orange '67.
This thing's a Hemi!
:23:25
Ma'am, are you selling this car?
:23:27
Literally just went onto the market.
:23:29
Well, how much for it?
:23:32
What do you got?
:23:34
Practically nothing.
I'm looking for my parents.
:23:37
They lost me at the Grand Canyon
more than ten years ago.
:23:39
All my money goes towards that.
I don't have pictures of them.
:23:42
You don't even have a picture?
:23:45
Well, you know, my ex-husband,
before he died...
:23:48
Oh. I'm sorry.
:23:50
No. I killed him.
He used to beat me.
:23:53
So one night I just pushed him
into the wood chipper.
:23:57
Told the cops he fell.
:23:59
Good for you.