Joe Dirt
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:21:01
Taking him with you? But...
:21:04
...where are you going?
:21:06
You see that moon?
:21:09
You don't know how many nights
I spend alone staring at that moon...

:21:13
...wondering if at that moment, my mom
or my dad was looking at it too.

:21:18
And for that brief second, we were
together again, kind of. You know?

:21:24
When I was with Charlie,
I didn't miss that moon so much.

:21:29
Brandy, I got a hole in my heart.
I don't know how to fix it.

:21:32
I gotta find out what happened
at the Grand Canyon. I gotta do it.

:21:37
But what if when you're gone,
some guy asks me to marry him...

:21:42
...and you're not here?
:21:43
What's that got to do with me?
We'll always be buddies.

:21:46
Well, if I get married...
:21:50
...we might move and...
:21:52
...you might not know
where to find me.

:21:54
You are gonna make some guy so happy.
:21:56
I just hope whoever he is,
he deserves a girl like you.

:22:02
God, that Brandy has a nice ass.
:22:04
I got this loser talking about
the moon and walking his dog.

:22:08
All the time, I'm thinking about
Brandy's well-manicured backyard...

:22:12
...and those cut-off shorts.
:22:14
Yeah, she's cool.
:22:16
So there I was on my own again
looking for my parents.

:22:19
- But I don't know their last names.
- It's Dirt.

:22:21
Isn't that the name
on the family crest? Dirt.

:22:24
No, my last name's Dirt.
My dad made it Dirt, for some reason.

:22:28
I just put an "e" on it,
pronounce it "Dirté. "

:22:31
It's no big deal.
It actually sounds pretty cool.

:22:34
But I don't know their last name...
:22:36
...and I remember my sister yelling
at my face when I was growing up...

:22:39
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt!
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt!

:22:43
That's why Dad named you
Joe Dirt instead of...

:22:46
I couldn't remember my real last name.
:22:48
- I knew they'd be hard to find.
- So what'd you do?

:22:50
I needed some money.
:22:53
I hopped a train out of Silvertown
and headed east for the big city.


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