Joe Dirt
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:35:02
You're not just an Indian,
you're Kicking Wing.

:35:04
All right? And one day, you'll
be Kicking Wing, Animal Doctor.

:35:08
Then you should change your name
to Kicking Ass.

:35:16
Oh, man! Swerve them potholes.
You know, because of the atom bomb.

:35:31
One swing and this here ball-peen
hammer will trigger this A-bomb...

:35:36
...and it'll blow up the whole city,
maybe even half the country.

:35:40
Now here's what I need.
:35:41
I need you to give me the records...
:35:43
...of everybody who toured
the Grand Canyon on them buses...

:35:47
...June 13, 1979.
:35:50
I'm not messing around.
I hit it and it goes bang. All right?

:35:55
Now while I'm up here waiting...
:35:59
- You.
- Me?

:36:01
Show me them boobies.
:36:13
Now even you liked the way
that chick looked. Didn't you?

:36:16
"Even me?" What's that mean?
:36:18
Just saying, I'm beginning to doubt
your hetero street credentials.

:36:22
You never put the moves on Brandy.
:36:24
Well, she's too beautiful.
:36:26
She's way too hot for me.
:36:28
He has no idea that Brandy
even likes him.

:36:30
- His voice is so sexy.
- I wonder what he looks like.

:36:34
You're there with an atom bomb.
:36:36
Could be fat man or little boy.
We'll nail that down later.

:36:39
Did you get the names you wanted?
:36:41
Yeah, I did, but by the way,
it was no atom bomb.

:36:44
Turns out some skateboarder slapped
a Biohazard band sticker...

:36:48
...on the side of this septic tank
for an RV.

:36:51
Cops knew it wasn't a bomb right away.
:36:54
Yeah. Who hasn't seen
that scenario played out?

:36:56
It's just an old crapper tank, people.

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