Joe Dirt
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:36:01
Show me them boobies.
:36:13
Now even you liked the way
that chick looked. Didn't you?

:36:16
"Even me?" What's that mean?
:36:18
Just saying, I'm beginning to doubt
your hetero street credentials.

:36:22
You never put the moves on Brandy.
:36:24
Well, she's too beautiful.
:36:26
She's way too hot for me.
:36:28
He has no idea that Brandy
even likes him.

:36:30
- His voice is so sexy.
- I wonder what he looks like.

:36:34
You're there with an atom bomb.
:36:36
Could be fat man or little boy.
We'll nail that down later.

:36:39
Did you get the names you wanted?
:36:41
Yeah, I did, but by the way,
it was no atom bomb.

:36:44
Turns out some skateboarder slapped
a Biohazard band sticker...

:36:48
...on the side of this septic tank
for an RV.

:36:51
Cops knew it wasn't a bomb right away.
:36:54
Yeah. Who hasn't seen
that scenario played out?

:36:56
It's just an old crapper tank, people.
:37:03
- It's poo!
- Take it away!

:37:06
Stop it!
:37:07
- It stinks! Get it out of here!
- Somebody help me! Help me!

:37:12
Is it done? How much is in there?
:37:16
I got the poo on me.
:37:18
You are so pathetic.
:37:20
They decided not to arrest me.
:37:22
They said being covered in that
stinky stuff was punishment enough.

:37:25
Don't you get it?
:37:26
Stinky stuff is your milieu.
Okay? This is your deal:

:37:30
You are an underachievement
nexus in the universe.

:37:34
It'll always be like this, Joey.
:37:36
But you got to keep going.
I won't quit. That's not an option.

:37:39
You gotta keep on keeping on. Life's
a garden, dig it, make it work for you.

:37:43
You never give up, man.
That's my philosophy. You hear that?

:37:47
What drives me crazy and fascinates me
at the same time...

:37:50
.. is you are so unrelentingly
upbeat about your plight.

:37:56
I need more. I'll be honest,
I want to see you in here tomorrow.


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