Joe Dirt
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I want to hear more
of the saga of Joe Dirt.

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All right. Thanks, guys.
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All right, Joe.
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Yeah, baby.
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You're listening
to the Zander Kelly show on KXLA.

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All right. Good morning, troops. This
is Zander Kelly, and you, of course...

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...are careening headlong into another
hellish day in that tiny existence...

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...you laughingly refer to...
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...as your life.
I'm here with Joe Dirt.

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The tale couldn't be told in one day.
We asked you back today.

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The joint looks great, the toilets
are freshly scrubbed...

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...the floor is spic-and-span...
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Did you use the stuff
with the tiny scrubbing bubbles?

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They clean the bowl
so you don't have to!

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- No, I didn't.
- Yesterday-

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Provide a back-story for the listeners.
You were covered in crap...

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...and you're a complete loser.
Have I nailed the pertinent facts?

:39:57
Let me emphasize to the listeners
those are your words, not mine.


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