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You're listening
to the Zander Kelly show on KXLA.
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All right. Good morning, troops. This
is Zander Kelly, and you, of course...
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...are careening headlong into another
hellish day in that tiny existence...
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...you laughingly refer to...
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...as your life.
I'm here with Joe Dirt.
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The tale couldn't be told in one day.
We asked you back today.
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The joint looks great, the toilets
are freshly scrubbed...
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...the floor is spic-and-span...
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Did you use the stuff
with the tiny scrubbing bubbles?
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They clean the bowl
so you don't have to!
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- No, I didn't.
- Yesterday-
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Provide a back-story for the listeners.
You were covered in crap...
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...and you're a complete loser.
Have I nailed the pertinent facts?
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Let me emphasize to the listeners
those are your words, not mine.
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Sorry, Billy Jack.
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So now you have a bunch of names...
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...of people who might have
a photograph of you and your parents.
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Right, a big bunch of names.
So now I got to span the country...
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...to find these people to see if
anybody's got a photo from that day.
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"Anderson, Anders, Aznoff... "
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You mean, all these people were
on them tour buses that day?
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It will take forever, man.
But I got to do it.
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I wish you luck.
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I hope you find
what you're looking for.
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Remember that town
you're always talking about.
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- Yeah, Silvertown, man.
- Yes, Silvertown.
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You make it sound wonderful.
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So you've always got Silvertown.
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Remember that, Joe Dirt.
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You remember to keep on keeping on,
and you'll be a veterinarian.
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I believe people get
what they really want.
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Especially a cool guy like you,
Kicking Wing. You know what?
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You're my first real friend,
outside of Charlie and Brandy.