Joe Dirt
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:45:01
I tell you what I could do. I could
sell you a car for 450 bucks, but...

:45:06
...it won't be no Hemi.
:45:22
I thought you had a Hemi.
:45:23
Yeah, I had to have
a footprint gas pedal installed.

:45:27
So I stole this pile.
:45:31
My outlaw.
:45:34
That's right. Let's go.
:45:42
So I had fun tonight.
:45:45
Even though you took me to
the carnival that I was already at.

:45:48
I had fun too. Hey, listen.
Can I ask you a question?

:45:53
If I told you you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?

:45:56
Sure would. Want to go to my place?
:45:59
Sure do.
:46:04
All right, so finish your story.
Why do you live with foster parents?

:46:08
Because when I was nine
or ten years old...

:46:11
...my parents pulled over to look
at the big dinosaur in California.

:46:15
The next thing I knew, they're gone.
:46:18
Wait a minute.
Did you have a brother?

:46:20
I did. So, you want
to go back in the house?

:46:24
We can have sex.
:46:28
She's your sister, dude! She's
gotta be! You made out with her!

:46:33
What's wrong with you, you pervert?!
:46:36
I didn't know she was my sister when
I kissed her, so it's not my fault.

:46:40
And she's one of the hottest girls
on the planet.

:46:44
You just said your sister's hot! What
a freak! You're going to hell, man!

:46:49
I gotta tell her what happened,
why I got weird.

:46:53
And for God's sakes,
I gotta treat her like a sister.


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