Joe Dirt
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All right, so finish your story.
Why do you live with foster parents?

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Because when I was nine
or ten years old...

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...my parents pulled over to look
at the big dinosaur in California.

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The next thing I knew, they're gone.
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Wait a minute.
Did you have a brother?

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I did. So, you want
to go back in the house?

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We can have sex.
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She's your sister, dude! She's
gotta be! You made out with her!

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What's wrong with you, you pervert?!
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I didn't know she was my sister when
I kissed her, so it's not my fault.

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And she's one of the hottest girls
on the planet.

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You just said your sister's hot! What
a freak! You're going to hell, man!

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I gotta tell her what happened,
why I got weird.

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And for God's sakes,
I gotta treat her like a sister.

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We've got questions coming in from...
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The phones are going nuts.
That was a bombshell.

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Wait, man. I found out later...
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...she wasn't my sister.
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Thank God!
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Thank God, dude.
That was gonna be a little much.

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So I did a real bad thing there
because...

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...I think you're my sister.
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Is that all? No.
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My family's last name is Buckwalter.
My brother's name is Cletus.

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So you see, we're not related.
We can have sex again.

:47:41
Joe, what's the matter?
Don't I turn you on?

:47:45
I don't know what the problem is.
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Would it help if you went back
to thinking I'm your sister?

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Like I'm some
sort of white-trash perv?!

:47:54
I'm your sister. I'm your sister.
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Oh, you're my sister!

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