:49:03
And I guess I'm just calling
to say goodbye.
:49:07
I miss you, Brandy.
:49:23
You're listening to the
Zander Kelly show on KXLA.
:49:26
Good morning, L.A. Zander here. We're
sitting with the king of dirt-balls...
:49:31
...Mr. Joe Dirt. You know,
last night I went home...
:49:34
...rented Andromeda Strain just so
I could simulate immersion...
:49:38
...into that bacteriologically unsound
world you call your day-to-day life.
:49:42
I know where you live.
I've got you in my crosshairs now.
:49:45
We're gonna go back to your story.
Pick it up.
:49:48
Now what really happened was...
:49:50
...I had a car now, so I left to go
running down the names on my list...
:49:53
...looking for people who took
those photos at the Grand Canyon.
:49:56
Somewhere in Indiana, I hit a snag.
:49:59
I found a guy who had pictures,
but he turned out to be a freak.
:50:03
I guess this is the place.
:50:05
Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name.
:50:08
But people say Joe Dirt's
a weird name. And how cool am I?
:50:12
Excuse me, sir?
:50:14
Hey, there, young fella.
:50:15
I'm looking for Buffalo Bob.
:50:18
Real name's Tim. How can I help you?
:50:20
I want to talk to you about the time
you went to the Grand Canyon.
:50:24
Why don't you come inside?
:50:25
- What did you say your name was?
- Joe Dirt.
:50:30
Joe Dirt.
:50:31
It puts the lotion on. You have no
idea what kind of hell I can bring you!
:50:37
Oh, all right! Enough,
you broken record! Okay!
:50:41
I've been here two weeks.
What do you want?
:50:44
It put the lotion on its skin. Now!
:50:47
Well, say it, don't spray it,
brother. Dang.
:50:51
- I need a towel now.
- It does what it's told!
:50:56
There, look, I'm putting the lotion
on the skin. I'm rubbing it in.