:50:03
I guess this is the place.
:50:05
Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name.
:50:08
But people say Joe Dirt's
a weird name. And how cool am I?
:50:12
Excuse me, sir?
:50:14
Hey, there, young fella.
:50:15
I'm looking for Buffalo Bob.
:50:18
Real name's Tim. How can I help you?
:50:20
I want to talk to you about the time
you went to the Grand Canyon.
:50:24
Why don't you come inside?
:50:25
- What did you say your name was?
- Joe Dirt.
:50:30
Joe Dirt.
:50:31
It puts the lotion on. You have no
idea what kind of hell I can bring you!
:50:37
Oh, all right! Enough,
you broken record! Okay!
:50:41
I've been here two weeks.
What do you want?
:50:44
It put the lotion on its skin. Now!
:50:47
Well, say it, don't spray it,
brother. Dang.
:50:51
- I need a towel now.
- It does what it's told!
:50:56
There, look, I'm putting the lotion
on the skin. I'm rubbing it in.
:51:04
To tell you the truth, brother,
between you and me...
:51:08
...that thing with the dog
is coming off a little fruity.
:51:12
That's just me talking.
:51:14
Where's my supplies? Come on.
I thought we had a deal.
:51:19
Oh, for Christ's sake! Here!
:51:24
Yee! Auto Trader Ooh, August.
I don't got this one.
:51:27
There are some deals in here.
:51:29
Oh, check this out.
"'71 'Cuda, plum crazy purple. "
:51:33
This guy wants fourteen grand.
:51:35
What?! I give him $7500. I used to
have one of these. This guy's crazy.
:51:40
We have the place surrounded.
Come out with your hands in the air.
:51:46
Hey, a little help?
:51:49
- Get him!
- Man in a hole.
:51:52
- Down here.
- Stay on your back.
:51:55
I hear people.
:51:59
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.