Joe Dirt
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:51:04
To tell you the truth, brother,
between you and me...

:51:08
...that thing with the dog
is coming off a little fruity.

:51:12
That's just me talking.
:51:14
Where's my supplies? Come on.
I thought we had a deal.

:51:19
Oh, for Christ's sake! Here!
:51:24
Yee! Auto Trader Ooh, August.
I don't got this one.

:51:27
There are some deals in here.
:51:29
Oh, check this out.
"'71 'Cuda, plum crazy purple. "

:51:33
This guy wants fourteen grand.
:51:35
What?! I give him $7500. I used to
have one of these. This guy's crazy.

:51:40
We have the place surrounded.
Come out with your hands in the air.

:51:46
Hey, a little help?
:51:49
- Get him!
- Man in a hole.

:51:52
- Down here.
- Stay on your back.

:51:55
I hear people.
:51:59
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
:52:03
He was gonna flay you alive...
:52:05
...and use your skin to cover himself
like a Joe Dirt trench coat.

:52:08
That's gross, man. I think these
are pictures from the Grand Canyon.

:52:12
He's taken hundreds of photos over
the years, looking for skin he liked.

:52:16
He wanted to wear skin with the wiener
tucked under, kind of like a woman.

:52:20
That's sick, man.
:52:22
I think that's little me
in a garbage can.

:52:26
No way! And that's my dad and my mom.
:52:29
And this is our car. And it's got...
:52:33
...Louisiana plates.
:52:34
Hell, yeah! I'm going to Louisiana!
:52:42
So I cruised down to New Orleans...
:52:44
...and found a base of operations
for my search at a local grade school.

:52:48
I was going to be a janitor.
:52:50
Mostly mopping. Once in a while,
you got a problem with the boiler.

:52:54
You have to hit it with a hammer.
But it's a good job.

:52:57
Yeah, it's all right.
I appreciate this job, man.

:52:59
This'll be a good base for me
while I look for my parents.


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