Joe Dirt
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:52:03
He was gonna flay you alive...
:52:05
...and use your skin to cover himself
like a Joe Dirt trench coat.

:52:08
That's gross, man. I think these
are pictures from the Grand Canyon.

:52:12
He's taken hundreds of photos over
the years, looking for skin he liked.

:52:16
He wanted to wear skin with the wiener
tucked under, kind of like a woman.

:52:20
That's sick, man.
:52:22
I think that's little me
in a garbage can.

:52:26
No way! And that's my dad and my mom.
:52:29
And this is our car. And it's got...
:52:33
...Louisiana plates.
:52:34
Hell, yeah! I'm going to Louisiana!
:52:42
So I cruised down to New Orleans...
:52:44
...and found a base of operations
for my search at a local grade school.

:52:48
I was going to be a janitor.
:52:50
Mostly mopping. Once in a while,
you got a problem with the boiler.

:52:54
You have to hit it with a hammer.
But it's a good job.

:52:57
Yeah, it's all right.
I appreciate this job, man.

:52:59
This'll be a good base for me
while I look for my parents.

:53:03
I got a picture of them.
:53:11
I don't recognize them.
:53:13
If you find them, you'll tell them
what happened to you?

:53:18
That Buffalo Bob thing?
There's not much to tell.

:53:22
I heard some things.
:53:24
It's not good. He's a bad guy.
:53:26
What exactly did you hear?
:53:28
The past is past. The future's now.
:53:32
That's true. Amen to that.
:53:35
Are you from around here?
Your accent sounds like New York.

:53:39
No. From here.
:53:41
Born and raised, though not here.
:53:44
Over in Kansas.
:53:48
Is this your wife?
:53:50
Ex-wife.
:53:52
She was shot six times.
New York City. I mean Kansas.

:53:58
She was something. Her eyes
were something azure, you know?


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