:57:02
Not me.
:57:04
That's the guy!
:57:05
You're the one that carried us out.
:57:07
Shut up, you hard-on.
That's the guy! That's the hero.
:57:12
All right. Well, then,
thank God for Joe Dirt.
:57:15
- Oh, no, man. It wasn't me.
- That's Joe Dirt!
:57:17
Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!
:57:25
Come on, Joe Dirt!
:57:27
How does it feel to be a hero, Joe?
:57:29
Well, it's like this...
:57:32
Probably feels pretty good.
:57:34
Especially after that brutal
run-in with Buffalo Bob.
:57:36
I don't know why you ask me.
Nothing happened.
:57:39
That's not what I heard.
:57:41
What's the deal with your haircut?
:57:43
It's a wig. I was born
without the top of my skull.
:57:45
Everybody, I'm looking for my parents.
:57:48
Here's a picture of them. It's taken
15 years ago at the Grand Canyon.
:57:52
If anybody has any information
on their whereabouts...
:57:56
...please call this number.
:57:57
You might get a machine, but if
a girl answers, her name is Brandy.
:58:01
Give her your info.
I appreciate any help I can get.
:58:05
That being said,
here's the real scoop.
:58:08
I ain't the guy that saved them kids.
:58:12
I'm sorry, man.
:58:13
Here's the real hero.
:58:16
His name is Clem Doore, from Josette,
Louisiana. He's a friend of mine.
:58:20
Oh, no.
:58:21
He's your real hero, people, not me.
:58:29
Let's go. Come on, come on.
Move it, move it.
:58:32
Move your asses. Okay, this is
where that rat-bastard lives.
:58:35
You two shoot him low, you high.
:58:38
I'll shoot him
right through his heart.
:58:41
That's it. Come on, let's move it.
Kick it in! Kick it in!