Joe Dirt
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1:05:00
It's like the cartoons.
I'm seeing all tweet-tweet.

1:05:05
Joe, what can I do for you?
1:05:07
You're not making any sense.
1:05:09
Not making...
1:05:12
Not making...
1:05:15
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt
instead of Nunamaker!

1:05:19
Nunamaker.
1:05:20
Nunamaker.
1:05:23
That's what my sister said
on the way to Grand Canyon.

1:05:26
My last name is Dirt.
Her last name is Nunamaker.

1:05:29
That's my parents' last name.
1:05:32
I checked my list of Rambler Wagons,
and there it was, Nunamaker...

1:05:36
...Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
1:05:39
I was finally home.
1:05:49
Sir?
1:05:50
Mister. You know the people
that live here? Nunamaker?

1:05:55
They moved.
1:05:56
What's that?
1:05:57
Moved! They moved.
1:06:00
About fifteen year ago.
Had a little boy...

1:06:04
...has that same haircut you got.
1:06:07
Goddamn, you out-of-date, boy.
1:06:09
Yeah, man, that little boy, that's me.
1:06:13
My parents were... This was my home.
1:06:16
I thought this was it this time.
1:06:18
No. Home is where you make it.
1:06:21
You like to see homos naked?
1:06:24
Home is where you make it.
1:06:26
You like to see homos naked.
That's cool.

1:06:29
No, no, no, no, no.
Home is where you make it.

1:06:32
Home, where you make it.
1:06:36
Everybody know that. Goddamn, boy.
1:06:40
Guy likes to see homos naked.
That don't help me.

1:06:53
So there I was, right back where
I started all those years ago...

1:06:56
...and no closer
to finding my parents.


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