Joe Dirt
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1:04:03
I mean, your ass and my face.
1:04:05
Here we go.
1:04:06
I'm a bit of a crocophile,
so don't try this at home.

1:04:10
Don't worry.
1:04:11
This here is Rocky.
1:04:13
And he ain't no puppy.
1:04:15
Let's see if Rocky's
got some cavities.

1:04:20
This mo-fo knows not to mess...
1:04:23
...with Sir Joseph Dirt.
1:04:27
You didn't listen to me!
1:04:36
Come on, now! Rocky!
1:04:48
Oh, when bad pets go bad. Dang!
1:04:54
Are you all right?
1:05:00
It's like the cartoons.
I'm seeing all tweet-tweet.

1:05:05
Joe, what can I do for you?
1:05:07
You're not making any sense.
1:05:09
Not making...
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Not making...
1:05:15
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt
instead of Nunamaker!

1:05:19
Nunamaker.
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Nunamaker.
1:05:23
That's what my sister said
on the way to Grand Canyon.

1:05:26
My last name is Dirt.
Her last name is Nunamaker.

1:05:29
That's my parents' last name.
1:05:32
I checked my list of Rambler Wagons,
and there it was, Nunamaker...

1:05:36
...Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
1:05:39
I was finally home.
1:05:49
Sir?
1:05:50
Mister. You know the people
that live here? Nunamaker?

1:05:55
They moved.
1:05:56
What's that?
1:05:57
Moved! They moved.

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