Joe Dirt

1:08:05

Wish I hadn't gotten a machine.
It's me, Joe.

1:08:07

I got some crazy stuff to tell you.

1:08:10

But the most important part is,
I'm coming back to Silvertown.

1:08:13

I can't wait to see you
and tell you everything. Brandy...

1:08:17

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1:08:53

Well, well, well.
If it isn't dirty Joe Dirt.

1:08:57

What's crappening?

1:08:58

Don't get smart with me,
you motherless dirt bag.

1:09:01

You been here long enough.

1:09:03

I'm here to see Brandy.

1:09:04

Brandy? My Brandy?

1:09:06

You haven't heard?
Me and her are getting married.

1:09:10

Besides, she don't want
to see you anyway.

1:09:12

- I don't believe that.
- It's true.

1:09:14

She found your stupid parents.

1:09:16

- What?
- She found them in California.

1:09:19

But she didn't want to tell you,
because she wants you gone...

1:09:21

...out on the road, looking
for nothing, so you won't be here.

1:09:24

She's sick of all your crap.
She's sick of helping you.

1:09:28

And she's just plain sick of you.

1:09:30

She wouldn't do that. I know Brandy.

1:09:32

She'd tell me about my parents.
I don't care how sick of me she is.

1:09:36

Check out this note she left me.

1:09:38

In case you called and I answered.

1:09:42

"Dear Robbie...

1:09:46

...if Joe calls, don't tell him...

1:09:51

...I found his parents.

1:09:56

I'll be back in a few days. "