Joe Dirt
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1:09:01
You been here long enough.
1:09:03
I'm here to see Brandy.
1:09:04
Brandy? My Brandy?
1:09:06
You haven't heard?
Me and her are getting married.

1:09:10
Besides, she don't want
to see you anyway.

1:09:12
- I don't believe that.
- It's true.

1:09:14
She found your stupid parents.
1:09:16
- What?
- She found them in California.

1:09:19
But she didn't want to tell you,
because she wants you gone...

1:09:21
...out on the road, looking
for nothing, so you won't be here.

1:09:24
She's sick of all your crap.
She's sick of helping you.

1:09:28
And she's just plain sick of you.
1:09:30
She wouldn't do that. I know Brandy.
1:09:32
She'd tell me about my parents.
I don't care how sick of me she is.

1:09:36
Check out this note she left me.
1:09:38
In case you called and I answered.
1:09:42
"Dear Robbie...
1:09:46
...if Joe calls, don't tell him...
1:09:51
...I found his parents.
1:09:56
I'll be back in a few days. "
1:10:00
See, she signed it
right there. "Brandy. "

1:10:02
"X-O-X-O."
1:10:05
That's right, Dirt.
1:10:06
Nobody wants you in this town.
Nobody wants you around, period!

1:10:14
Look at him, fellas.
1:10:16
You crying, boy? Maybe we'll go
back down to McDonald's...

1:10:20
...and get you a whamburger
and French cries!

1:10:23
How about a Whineken!
1:10:25
You little sissy boy!
1:10:27
Def Leppard sucks!
1:10:35
For the record, I wasn't crying.
There was dirt in my eyes.

1:10:38
Joey, it's not cutting it, man.
It's jive.

1:10:41
- Everything I just said is true.
- No.

1:10:44
Brandy. Brandy is jive.
I want to get her on the phone now.

1:10:48
I want to track her down and ask her
why she was playing games with you.

1:10:52
No, you don't need to bother her.
1:10:54
Get line 3 on speaker.
1:10:55
I'm fine. Everything is cool. I got
a place in Malibu, lots of friends.


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