Joe Dirt
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1:10:00
See, she signed it
right there. "Brandy. "

1:10:02
"X-O-X-O."
1:10:05
That's right, Dirt.
1:10:06
Nobody wants you in this town.
Nobody wants you around, period!

1:10:14
Look at him, fellas.
1:10:16
You crying, boy? Maybe we'll go
back down to McDonald's...

1:10:20
...and get you a whamburger
and French cries!

1:10:23
How about a Whineken!
1:10:25
You little sissy boy!
1:10:27
Def Leppard sucks!
1:10:35
For the record, I wasn't crying.
There was dirt in my eyes.

1:10:38
Joey, it's not cutting it, man.
It's jive.

1:10:41
- Everything I just said is true.
- No.

1:10:44
Brandy. Brandy is jive.
I want to get her on the phone now.

1:10:48
I want to track her down and ask her
why she was playing games with you.

1:10:52
No, you don't need to bother her.
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Get line 3 on speaker.
1:10:55
I'm fine. Everything is cool. I got
a place in Malibu, lots of friends.

1:11:00
I do worry about you.
1:11:02
Because you're living
in a boiler room, Joe.

1:11:05
I got a couple places.
1:11:06
You know what, Joey? I think you...
1:11:09
I can't believe I'm saying-
I think we need some resolution here.

1:11:13
We need a little closure.
1:11:15
I want to ask her, "What the hell
was going on back then?"

1:11:19
Did she find your parents?
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And if she did,
why couldn't she have called you?

1:11:28
Well, well, well. The famous Brandy.
1:11:31
Tokyo rose of the trailer park.
1:11:33
Brandy, I'm sitting here
with a friend of yours.

1:11:36
A little white-trash treasure
that you might know as Joe Dirt.

1:11:40
Ring a bell?
1:11:41
- Joe?
- Yeah, Joe.

1:11:43
I don't think he wants to talk
to you, Brandy. You know why?

1:11:47
Because the last few days, my listeners
and I have heard an amazing story.

1:11:51
When he first started this story,
I thought of you as a good person...

1:11:55
...but the more it went down the road,
I'm not sure you are a good person.

1:11:59
Why didn't you tell him
you'd found his parents?


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